I was surfing for the SNL skit “Astronaut Jones” on YouTube the other day and came across a couple of dudes doing this parody.

Nothing extraordinarily special about the video, but for a second I thought the guy with the beard was me, only his hair was a little too short. Seeing this almost look alike, and the fact that someone commented, “clown haircut” on one of my videos, got me thinking that maybe it’s time for a haircut. Then I started reading the comments on this video and realized that johnny07652 is NOT a fan of the hipster-style cut (or the beard).

johnny07652
What’s with the beard? Is it supposed to be funny? Because it’s not. It just looks like a hipster douchebag with a fake beard trying to be funny and failing. Really lame.

twopoint0
What crawled up your colon?

johnny07652
You must be a giant hipster asshole. Newsflash - matted down hair is not stylish, it’s fucking GAY. Go fuck yourself, hipseter douchebag.

blakelovesmebest
you r such a horibel person

johnny07652
Fuck you, Hipster asshole. People with hair styled like yours should be burned at the stake, fucking stupid sheep following whatever MTV dictates you should have for a hairstyle, faggot hipster Motherfucker.

That settles it. Now I’m on a mission to try to get johnny07652I to like that haircut. I’m getting a haircut like that tomorrow and then I’ll take a sexy photo of myself and send it to him. I’m sure his next comment will be “I’m so sorry foundmyrosebud01. I feel like a different person today. You see, this gentleman emailed me a picture of himself with your hairstyle. All of a sudden it was like a light bulb went off in my head! I got in touch with my inner self and realized that my true identity is concealed in that haircut. Peace and love to all. P.S. Have you seen the video of the fawn cuddling with the cat? Sooo precious. P.P.S Hey blakelovesmebest, you’re a fucking GAY douchebag motherfucking hipseter faggot speller. Asshole.”

Suck on this johnny07652.