I’m in a Chinese restaurant, I order whale blubber pot stickers, then I look down at the table in horror. The image of a whale suddenly appears from small water spill. I immediately cancel my pot stickers and swear off whale blubber for life. No more perfumes, soaps, candles, margarine, you name it. I mean, I’m like really, LIKE REALLY freaked out by this. I made a huge decision in my life. I’m moving to the Thuy Tu communal house in Phan Thiet, Vietnam to join the whale cult. I will no longer be blogging, as that is not allowed there. I will still hold weekly trivia contests to create “songs for winners” and I eventually plan to start my own cult focused around this (while still devoting 20% of my time to the whale cult of course). I’m leaving in the morning. Please send me good wishes and help my wife provide for our children’s piano lessons and capoeira classes. Peace, love, and harmony y’all. Chào buổi tối!
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