You know how a lot of blogs have “photo of the day” posts? Screw that. I’m doing photo of the night. I do all my blogging at night anyway, so it makes sense. People might think that it’s actually a photo of the night, like I’m really into planets, stars, full moons, and UFOs. It’s not, and I’m setting the record straight right now!

So, my old lady was checking herself out in our bedroom mirror and noticed she had antlers. She didn’t want to be photographed, so I took one for the team. I know, it’s a lame first “Photo of the Night,” but it reminds me of this book my grandmother had when I was a kid. It was all of these crazy happenstance photos, like a guy playing soccer, but the soccer ball just happened to be right in front of his head, so it gave the appearance that his head was a soccer ball. And what about the picture of the two cows standing parallel to each other, but their heads are in opposite directions giving the illusion that you’re looking at a two headed cow.